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Shaggy meets the Muppets in this ridiculous 'It Wasn't Me' mash-up

by Dan MacRae

Look, we’ve all been there. Caught butt-naked, banging on the bathroom floor. You’re a trusted icon made of green felt and you just want to bone (or whatever frogs do) without your main squeeze knowing. Blessedly, a care package has arrived with tips on how to survive even if you gave your partner an extra key.

Mylo the Cat‘s latest Vulture Remix features the unholy union of muppet luminaries Kermit and the Swedish Chef with the tutelage of Shaggy and Rikrok. Behold! It’s a mash-up/reimagining/cybergoof featuring the Henson spawn “performing” the infidelity denial classic “It Wasn’t Me.”

We can’t envision a universe where Miss Piggy wouldn’t decapitate Kermit for being an adulterous amphibian, but on the other hand these are puppets in a video “remix” so there’s no reason to make too big of a fuss. Who knows? Maybe the reboot of the reboot of The Muppets will just be Kermit and Miss Piggy having Zalman King style softcore muppetfucking adventures and this is our new way of life.

Anyway, the “It Wasn’t Me” video is tucked below for your viewing pleasure:

[h/t Vulture]