Music

Corey Feldman has a new music video and it is hilarious

by Tyler Munro

The music career we didn’t know Corey Feldman had is still hilarious, apparently, with his new video taking the feigned grandiosity to new heights.

The nearly five minute video for “Ascension Millennium” is a tug of war of sorts, with the clip challenging the song itself in a brutal fight to destroy your eyes and ears. Watch as Feldman dons his shittiest Michael Jackson costume (again!) and groans to the best autotuned groove the Fruity Loops demo could by.

After waking up with a bunch of busty women much taller than him, Feldman proceeds to spend the rest of his day doing things angrily, from trying to put his half-cut leather gloves on to changing the channels on TV.

But hey, at least he shares an awkward, short smile with Sean Astin. Remember when they made Goonies together? In 1985? Pepperidge Farm remembers.