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Insane Clown Posse reveal Juggalo version of Cards Against Humanity

by Jeremy Mersereau

Massively popular party game and giant hole fund Cards Against Humanity has seen incredible success since first being Kickstarted back in 2010, because who doesn’t love tricking their friends, co-workers, and probation officers into thinking they’re actually funny with preset vulgar, edgy material? It’s always a great idea! “‘Doin’ it in the butt’ ?! HAHAHAH! Dude, I never knew you were so hilarious! Let’s talk promotion!” – your boss, after just one round, probably.

The game has been so successful, though, it’s had to deal with the same problem every prosperous company does: copycats of every stripe, which is especially ironic since the game itself is just an R-rated Apples to Apples. Now even Insane Clown Posse are getting in on the sweet, sweet knockoff action, with the release of their own Juggalo-approved edition of the game:

Yep, Juggalos Against Sanity is set for release this April, and, as the cards are all drawn from online Juggalo suggestions. For now, we can only imagine the Oscar Wilde-esque bon mots and witticisms that the Juggalo Family have come up with, but a typical round is probably along these lines:

A BOTTLE OF FAYGO GOES BEST WITH:

– blazin’ with ya dead homie
– WHOOP WHOOP!
– a sweet piece of neden
– WHOOP WHOOP!
– some motherfuckin’ wicked clown love, homie
– hatchet murdering a fake-ass juffalo!
– Praying to Christ our Lord, the true Ringmaster of the Dark Carnival
– WHOOP! WHOOP!

We’ll have to wait til April to see for sure, though. Plan a group outing to your favourite games cafe today, and see if you can get them to play some Blahzay Roze over the sound system for the ultimate ambiance. Don’t forget to bring along your copy of Into the Echoside, too, for the ultimate Psychopathic gaming experience.