Is conspiracy theorist Alex Jones making beats in his spare time?

by Jeremy Mersereau

November 28, 2016

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When he's not barking about the illuminati, Alex Jones can be found tinkering with 808s & 303s in his home studio.

EXHIBIT A: Conspiracy theorist, anti-“globalist” crusader, and every white nationalist’s patriot’s preferred media personality, Alex Jones, in what is apparently his home studio just before railing against the lamestream media’s war on the glorious Donald Trump or whatever. This begs some important questions: 1) does Alex Jones make music? and 2) what does it sound like?

Spotted: a TR-808, mixing board, CDJs, a pair of ahem, white power-ed monitors, and, craziest of all, what looks like three TB-303s over on the right side. Makes sense: Alex Jones’ programs already sound like the ramblings of a paranoid schizophrenic on acid, so making some techno in the same vein is just a natural progression.

Is Alex Jones a secret member of Underground Resistance? Is he actually The Tuss, and not Richard D. James like everyone thinks? Does he DJ at secret raves in his native Dallas, trying vainly to unshackle sheeps’ minds from the globalist agenda through banging 808 snare rushes? Was he actually talking about himself here? True, Jones’ ramblings have been inspiring music for awhile now, but this is a whole new level. Sadly, we can’t locate any Jones-produced jams…YET. With any luck, it’s only a matter of time. Stay vigilant, patriots!

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