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Juggalo charged after slicing off his friend's pinky and drinking her blood

by Jeremy Mersereau

A Wisconsin Juggalo has been charged with mayhem and reckless injury for an August 27th episode that saw him chopping off a friend’s pinky finger, slashing her with a machete, and drank her blood – all with her permission.

According to court documents, Jonathan Schrap of Suamico, WI was engaging in a “ritualistic memorial” to a deceased fellow Juggalo with a 27-year-old Shelby Neuens and a horror-core rapper called “Bloody Ruckus” when Schrap sliced Neuens’ arm with a machete and drank a shot glass full of her blood, with her consent.

Well, thats when things got out of hand, quite literally: Schrap then sliced off Neuens’ pinky finger with the aforementioned machete, taking it to the freezer and saying he’d “cook it and eat it later.”. Gotta give the clowns points for creativity, and Neuens some daps for her pain tolerance: the group then attempted to cauterize the wound with a car cigarette lighter, and, when that didn’t work, a blowtorch. The most shocking part of all of this? Neuens says she wasn’t under the influence of any drugs or alcohol, and she didn’t go to the hospital until her mother overheard the story and saw her injury.

Just another Saturday night for these hip-hop clowns, right?

Schrap was arrested after the staff at St. Mary’s hospital called the police, believing Neuens had been inducted into a cult. They weren’t far off the mark, though I think they’d be surprised to learn who the cult ultimately serves.

[H/T WBAY]