Gwen Stefani started a line of ska fedoras for dogs

by Jeremy Mersereau

November 10, 2015

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The Harajuku Lovers pet fashion line will be a huge success with dog owners, no doubt.

Good news for those whose voicemail greeting is along the lines of “Sorry I’m not home again, I’m walking with my spaniel Jeb, leave a message and I’ll call you back”: Gwen Stefani has launched a line of fashion accessories for dogs. This is life in 2015. I don’t understand it either, but let’s just enjoy the ride.

The Harajuku Lovers pet line “features a design-driven assortment of dog products including toys, fashion accessories and apparel.” According to Stefani, her approach to pet fashion is “Playful, modern, and super kawaii.” Hey Gwen, how’s the new album sounding? “Playful, modern, and super kawaii.” And how’s life after the divorce? “Playful, modern, and…” You get the idea.

The line’s product page takes special care to call out the “snazzy Fedora hat” and “emoji-inspired toys.” I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that if you’re the type of person who worries that their dog doesn’t have a fedora or chew toy shaped like a red 100, you’re probably the type susceptible to racking up massive credit card debt and certainly shouldn’t look at these cute photos of dog models:

GAH! Where’s my Visa? *starts blow drying the massive cube of ice I left it in after the last Amazon binge*

Tags: Music, News, WTF, dogs, fedoras, Gwen Stefani, No Doubt

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