Music
EDM festival summons a doof tornado
by Jeremy Mersereau
November 30, 2015
We've heard of "Sandstorm" but this is ridiculous.
Australian folklore is full of terrifying, mysterious cryptids like the Bunyip, the Gippsland phantom cat, and creepiest of all, something called “The Dog on the Tuckerbox.” Augh! That ghostly tuckerbox haunts my dreams! Of course, we had no proof that any of these legendary creature actually existed… until now.
Thanks to YouTube user “SynapticTV”, we now have video evidence of one of the most elusive of these fabled beings: the EDM Tornado. At this year’s Earthcore outdoor dance music festival (“bush doof” in Australian parlance) in Pyalong, Australia, one enterprising individual managed to capture indisputable proof of the EDM Tornado’s existence. Could anything but a supernatural, sentient doof whirlwind, surely summoned by the relentless beats and community spirit of the festival, command its throng of drugged-out supplicants to start dancing madly about it in worship? I don’t think so.
Decide for yourself below:
