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Nude Justin Bieber pics spark important discussion over how big his junk is

by Nicole Villeneuve

Yesterday, nude pictures of Justin Bieber vacationing in Bora Bora hit the internet, and it didn’t take long for everyone to look at them, look at them a little closer, look again, scroll through the rest of them, then look at each other and nod in solemn acknowledgement.

The mystery of whether Bieber was naturally well-endowed or augmented by photoshop has finally been solved, and now there is literally nothing left to do or to think about.

(Google that shit if you really want to see it, guys.)

Unless you want to consider things like: Do I feel okay looking at these pictures? What has our society become? And most importantly, is it really that big, or is he just very small? The ol’ optical illusion trick!

You could also just search things like “Bieber dong” on Twitter, or read Jezebel’s guide on how to talk to your significant other now that you’ve seen the dong, or I don’t know, unplug your computer and throw it into the ocean.

07/10/2015 never forget.