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Justin Bieber insists he did not pee his pants

by Jeremy Mersereau

Despite his accident-prone reputation, Justin Bieber desperately wants you to know he definitely, absolutely didn’t pee his pants, no matter what any TMZ videos of the singer walking in Los Angeles might purport to show:

He’s happy if it made you laugh, though.

Bieber’s already moved on from the “it was just flower water, whatever” nonchalant phase of the pee-denial spectrum to the chill, Billy Madison posting phase. Next, we should see him move into the “pfft, are you guys STILL talking about that?” stage.

This has been your daily update on whether or not Justin Bieber peed himself.