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90s Fest is another friendly reminder that we're all aging rapidly

by Dan MacRae

Here’s another friendly reminder that we’re all aging rapidly with death laughing in our dumb old moldy faces: Williamsburg is the site of something by the name of 90s Fest.

This one day nostalgia orgy boasts/threatens a bill that includes Smash Mouth, Coolio, Lisa Loeb, Naughty By Nature, Tonic, local cover act Saved by the 90s and some sort of “Surprise Guest.” Will the mystery act be Bob Dole fronting Deep Blue Something? Let’s keep our fingers crossed on that.

A Mario Kart tourney and a crack at the world’s largest Macarena record are also in the cards for the Brooklyn Bash, with available tickets ranging from $60 to $150 depending on your interest in VIP perks. Pauly Shore will serve as the event’s host because why wouldn’t he?

Here’s a promo video hyping 90s Fest. If you’re looking to add this event to your Models Inc. calendar, it’s going down on September 12. God help us all.

h/t Stereogum