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This slow-motion video of Justin Bieber getting egged will cure what ails you

by Mark Teo

While Justin Bieber is the butt of countless jokes, to his credit, he’s usually a good sport about it. Indeed, the Stratford, ON singer doesn’t let public scrutiny get to him, and there’s been plenty of it: Last month, we learned that after modelling for Calvin Klein, the underwear giant had to enlarge his boy dick into a man dick and add pubes to his tiny, hairless body. A few months earlier, he was declared a wanted man in Argentina. He cost loveable Toronto Raptor Kyle Lowry 40,000 all-star votes. And have mentioned his mugshot yet? Because there’s that, too.

It’s almost—almost—enough to make you feel bad for the young millionaire. Nonetheless, Bieber’s taken his criticisms in stride, even consenting to a roast on Comedy Central next week. That’ll be must-see television, but to tide us over, the network has released a glorious teaser with a shirtless Bieber being egged. And it’s shot from a first-person perspective, which makes it feel like you’re egging him. Schadenfreude enthusiasts, dig in.

Watch the video below to see Bieber get some of his own eggy medicine. The egger has become the egg-ee.