These Super Bowl songs will help you cheer on the Patriots or the Seahawks

by Tyler Munro

January 30, 2015

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Maybe you’ve heard that it’s time for the Super Bowl. And maybe you’ve seen the stories in the lead-in: That the Bill Belichick led New England Patriots are filthy cheaters; that they under-inflate balls, or deflate balls, or take balls into the bathroom with them, and that they are otherwise a bane to the purity of a sport whose most recent season was thrust into the news for petty drug squabbles and enough legal woes to make DMX blush.

Thing is, the Seahawks are cheaters too. Their secondary’s propensity to straight-up hold people during last year’s Super Bowl run forced the NFL to re-emphasize passing penalties this season, and then there’s the whole Adderall thing.

And you know what? Awesome. Super Bowl 49 is as a result going to be an impeccable match-up between two seedy, win-at-all cost cheaters and players who love to trash talk, bang porn stars and smirk their way down water slides.

No matter who you’re rooting for, it’s going to be a great game, and to get you psyched, here are two songs against, or for, the team of your choosing. So, what do you think: Do you fuxxx with the Seahawks, or are have you already cut the sleeves off your Pats sweater for the big day? Let us know.

Tags: Sports, News, New England Patriots, Seattle Seahawks, super bowl

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