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Ted Nugent is stoked that Kid Rock killed a mountain lion

by Mark Teo

Somewhere in the world—likely Manchester—Morrissey weeps. Then, if we’re to take his famed “Be Kind to Animals or I’ll Kill You” shirts seriously, he’s likely plotting a savage act of vigilante justice against Kid Rock, who recently went hunting with Ted Nugent. Their victim? A bloodied-up mountain lion.

Nugent—a government-fearin’, freedom-lovin’ badman—posted a photo of the Detroit hard rocker propping up a mountain lion, which is bleeding from the nose. He took the opportunity to remind us that freedom isn’t free (or some shit), calling anti-hunting types “braindead squawkers.” In an impassioned cry for sheeple to wake up, he wrote:

Of course, this isn’t the first time the long-time NRA badman has baited animal-rights types. He, after all, once took a machine gun to 455 pigs and bragged about it. “I took my machine gun in the helicopter—in the Texas hill country—me and my buddy ‘Pigman,'” he said. “His name is ‘Pigman’; I’m the swine czar. I killed 455 hogs with my machine gun. I did it for Bill Maher and all those other animal rights freaks out there. My haters will hate me more for that.”

We’re waiting on Morrissey to comment.