Watch this drumming baby completely crush a Pantera song in a Vulgar Display of Cuteness
by Mark Teo
November 12, 2014
Open question: What’s more adorable than a baby metalhead? If you answered, “A baby metalhead drumming along to Pantera, duh,” you’re absolutely correct. Listen, we know you might be cynical at the fistfuls of cuteness the internet serves up constantly—like this baby otter learning to swim, for example—but watching eight-and-a-half-year old Wyatt drum along to “5 Minutes Alone” is enough to melt our cold, dead hearts. I mean, just look at the wee widdle baby smile! And he’s drumming! On tin cans! AGGHHHHH THE CUTENESS IS TOO MUCH.
Of note: Wyatt’s metalhead parents placed the speaker close to the camera, so the cherubic baby wasn’t getting Pantera blasted into his ears. Wyatt’s mom and pops are metalheads, not irresponsible parents. Watch the vid below.
Here’s Pantera’s “5 Minutes Alone” as it originally appeared on 1994’s Far Beyond Driven.