Music

Gary Busey's nephew ran an outdoor Juggalo strip club

by Tyler Munro

Photo by Nate “Igor” Smith, via the LA Times

Love ’em or hate ’em, there’s no crew out there quite like the Juggalos. From their bizarre fascination with shitty, sugary soft drinks to the bizarre bullying they’re undergoing care of the FBI, the society of Insane Clown Posse fans operate in a world that is entirely their own.

Anyone who’s heard of the infamous Gathering of the Juggalos—or god forbid actually been to one—will notice a common thread: boobs. For whatever reason, whether empowerment, exploitation, or a bit of both, young Juggalettes often have them out, whether in quick flashes or weird soda-pop wet t-shirt competitions, and that’s the market Gary Busey’s nephew Mike tried to capture at the festival late last month. With the help of Big LA, whose nickname is a glorious underestimate, Busey set up what might be the world’s first and only outdoor Juggalo stripclub.

Maybe you’ve seen this GIF:

The guy? That’s Big LA. The girl? She’s the talent.

It’s all part of Busey’s Orlando party-planning service, which LA Weekly says was offering free lap dances at the notorious Insane Clown Posse festival. How the GIF came together is a different story. It was originally shot on Instagram by Three 6 Mafia’s DJ Paul, who was at the tent trying to sell his On Errthang all purpose BBQ seasoning.

As for Busey’s party service, it’s headquartered at his 30-acre compound, called “The Sausage Castle,” and offers a wide range of weird, debaucherous services. Want to skateboard with Weeman? Want to blow some shit up? Want to sky dive with sexy naked strippers? Ever dreamt of being covered in coco [sic] and spanked with summer sausages? Mike Busey can make it happen… if you’ve got the money. And hey, good news: He’s accepting interns! The opportunity doesn’t pay, at least not with money, but does offer hot dogs, blowjobs and life changing experiences as possible compensation. Cooooooooooooooool.