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Justin Bieber and R. Kelly wrote a song about having sex on a dinner table

by Mark Teo

Photo: Instagram.com

R. Kelly is best known (and loved) for raunchy sex jams like “Sex Planet.” And it looks like Justin Bieber’s following suit.

But let’s back up for a second. As Buzzfeed notes, earlier this year, the two set the pop-music sphere ablaze when Kelly posted a picture of the two stars hanging out to Instagram (above). Naturally, it had the world speculating if the two would collaborate. It almost seemed to good to be true: One’s a teenage star, while they other’s a middle-aged crooner who pees on teenagers.

Today, as part of his ongoing #MusicMondays series, Bieber gave us what we’ve all been waiting for: “PYD,” a smoking, sensual duet with the Chicagoan R&B singer. Listen to the track below.

While Biebs isn’t quite in Kelly territories yet—Kells announced that the cover for Black Panties, his new album, would feature him playing a woman’s body like a violin—but it’s still wonderfully blunt. “PYD,” which stands for put you down, lists all the places Bieber would have sex on: Doors. Walls. Coffee tables. Stoves. Countertops. Dining room tables. The stairs. In planes. Trains. Automobiles. Turns out, Justin’s libido won’t wait.

“It don’t make sense to me, baby,” he croons. It doesn’t make sense to us, either.

Never to be outdone, however, Kelly’s verse doesn’t pull any punches: Listing a battery of outdoor spots, he declares that “I don’t care if everyone sees.”

We can only hope these two have more collaborations planned in the future. So, what’d you say, Kells? We’ve love to hear some Bieber on Black Panties.