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Fat Mike gets himself detained for calling someone a sissy
by Tyler Munro
November 4, 2013
Cokey the Clown got himself into some trouble at the airport early this morning when his shining personality got him detained by airport officers. The details are scarce, but having met Fat Mike they're not exactly necessary, but luckily the boisterous NOFX frontman detailed it best he probably could on Twitter last night.
Cokey the Clown got himself into some trouble at the airport early this morning when his shining personality got him detained by airport officers. The details are scarce, but having met Fat Mike they’re not exactly necessary, but luckily the boisterous NOFX frontman detailed it best he probably could on Twitter last night.
Just now, Some guy next to me on a plane asked to move seats cuz I was too loud. I called him a sissy. He called the airport cops….
— Mike Burkett (@FatMike_of_NOFX) November 4, 2013
No shit, I was just detained at SFO for 30 minutes for calling someone a sissy. Kinda funny, but come on ya fuckin sissy, grow some tits!
— Mike Burkett (@FatMike_of_NOFX) November 4, 2013
Oh, also, using the term Sir when talking to a cop is very helpful. You can get away with almost anything if you're polite to the police.
— Mike Burkett (@FatMike_of_NOFX) November 4, 2013
We bet there’s more to this, because there has to be, but that he got himself detained for something other than his well documented love of… substances, is surprise enough.
Tags: Music, News, Cokey the Clown, Fat Mike, NOFX
