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Justin Bieber had his bodyguards carry him up the Great Wall of China

by Tyler Munro

I would love to give Justin Bieber the benefit of the doubt, but it’s hard when things like this happen. I don’t know the exact circumstances surrounding this image, but what you see is pretty clear: Justin Bieber, 19, was carried on the shoulders of his two body guards in China yesterday up the country’s infamous Great Wall.

Did he cramp up? Cool. Have a seat, take a break. But Justin, you’re not a sultan. You’re not a pharaoh. You’re a grown ass man, contrary to what stunts like this might suggest. Use. Your. Legs.