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Justin Bieber is probably going to space

by Tyler Munro

image via Mashable.com

If space didn’t already reek of pleather pants and drakkar noir after in-space song premiers by 30 Seconds of Mars and Black Eyed Peas then word that Justin Bieber could be headed off-world should seal the whole trinity of “reasons why we’ll be invaded.”

Apparently it’s all Richard Branson’s fault. The Toronto Star, reporting off one of Branson’s tweets, says that Bieber and manager Scooter Braun are going to head on one of Virgin Galactic’s $250,000 space trips sometime next year and are reportedly set to be joined by Leonardo DiCaprio and Ashton Kutcher.

Somewhere, Lance Bass is pissed.