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Justin Bieber sex doll named 'Just-In Beaver' now available for $26

by Nicole Villeneuve

Hurry up and claim your own Justin Bieber sex doll, the Just-In Beaver, before it gets pulled, and while you’re at it resist all terrible innuendos within that first part of the sentence too. From the manufacturers, Pipeline:

Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who’s waited 18 long years to stick his lil’ dicky in something sticky! When he’s not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he’s up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn’t have this effect just on women — he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off! So what are you waiting for, inflate this lil’ pricks’s ego even more and have your very own Beaver bash!

It’s one-size fits all. Like, all.