Rihanna Gets Giant Tattoo Across Her Chest
by Dave Hodgson
September 11, 2012
We may have noticed that we suffered some unscheduled downtime yesterday. Well, with our very first post in our return to the Internet, we must inform you that Rihanna got a boob tattoo.
We may have noticed that we suffered some unscheduled downtime yesterday. This was due to a massive attack by a hacker from the online vigilante group Anonymous who drilled our hosting provider GoDaddy, and who apparently was smart enough to figure out a way to shut down tens of millions of websites at once, but not smart enough to spell “because” correctly. No matter, because we’re back. And with our very first post in our return to the Internet, we must tell you that Rihanna got a boob tattoo.
Technically, I suppose it’s directly below her breasts, but as the old saying goes, close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and celebrity breasts. Thing’s massive. It’s a depiction of the goddess Isis, and touchingly it’s a tribute to her grandmother, who passed away this summer after a battle with cancer. This is no leaked shot, either – Rihanna posted it herself on Instagram, where it currently has over 168,000… hearts? Is that right?
The tat made its debut at the Closing Ceremonies for the 2012 Paralympics, where Rihanna joined Jay-Z and Coldplay for a star-studded final blowout. Don’t believe us? God, that’s cynical. Here’s some video of the orgiastic performance, featuring team-ups on “Run This Town” and “Paradise”.
