9 Hilarious Lines From Lil Wayne's Legal Deposition Footage
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September 26, 2012
The gossip bosses at TMZ acquired some footage from a legal deposition where a lawyer grilled Lil Wayne on questions about his music career, his criminal history, and his image. In response, Weezy unleashed his inner brat, refusing to oblige. Read our favourite lines from the exchange, each demonstrating that Lil Wayne has approximately zero fucks to give.
Director Quincy Jones III (son to legendary music mogul Quincy Jones) had a film crew follow Lil Wayne around for several months leading up to the completion of Tha Carter III. Lil Wayne wasn’t fond of the unflattering portrayal of the rapper in the resulting documentary film The Carter, so he sued Jones…twice.
Recently, the gossip bosses at TMZ acquired some footage from a legal deposition where Jones’ lawyer Pete Ross grilled Lil Wayne on questions about his music career, his criminal history, and his media image. In response, Weezy unleashed his inner brat, refusing to oblige Ross’ line of questioning.
You can check out some footage of the deposition below, or skip ahead to read our favourite lines from the exchange, each demonstrating that Lil Wayne has approximately zero fucks to give.
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9 Hilarious Lines From Lil Wayne’s Legal Deposition
Lil Wayne: “What’s his name?” [referring to the lawyer]
Judge: “Pete Ross.”
Lil Wayne: “Pete Ross, that’s a stupid-ass question.”
Lil Wayne: “I don’t know [if I performed at Mobile Music Fest], but I know I did perform at this bad-ass bitch’s birthday party recently. She was crazy, stupid thick.”
Lil Wayne: “Isn’t it something that I would remember that? Isn’t that a personal opinion-type question? I mean, ‘cause I would be actually answering the question to ‘isn’t it something.’ That’s my question? ‘Isn’t it something’? Yeah, it’s something outta your ass. That’s my answer. Yeah, it is something. Out of your ass.”
Lil Wayne: “Have I ever hired a photographer to photograph an event? Sorry, sir, no, I’m a superstar. People hire themselves to photograph me.”
[The lawyer asks Wayne a series of simple yes or no questions, and the memory seems to escape him each time]
Lil Wayne: I don’t recall that. I don’t recall. I don’t recall that. I don’t recall that neither. I don’t recall that. I don’t know. I don’t know. No, I don’t remember that. No, I don’t recall that. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know.
Judge:“Mr. Carter, you have to wait until the attorney is finished asking the question please.”
Lil Wayne: “I’m sorry, that’s my psychic.” [points to his head]
Lil Wayne: “How would I describe my image in the media? I wouldn’t describe it.”
Lawyer: “Well, how would you describe it if you had to?”
Lil Wayne: “I don’t have to.”
Lil Wayne: “[The judge] can’t save you.”
Lawyer: “What does that mean?”
Lil Wayne: “I was talking to myself.”
Lawyer: “Who are the people who likely would have been told by you?”
Lil Wayne: “The first person likely that would have been told by me would be God, ’cause I tell him everything.”
Lawyer: “Who’s that?”
Lil Wayne: “God. G-O-D.”
Lawyer: “Oh. As in God who rules over us all?”
Lil Wayne: “Yes sir.”
[via TMZ]
