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Frances Cobain says Courtney Love should be banned from Twitter

by Tyler Munro

Frances Cobain, daughter of Nirvana singer Kurt Cobain and occasional lunatic Courtney Love, usually stays out her mother’s way, but when Courtney took to Twitter to say that Dave Grohl was trying to seduce her 19 year old daughter, Frances broke that vow of silence. Here’s her official statement on the matter, via Rolling Stone:

While I’m generally silent on the affairs of my biological mother, her recent tirade has taken a gross turn. I have never been approached by Dave Grohl in more than a platonic way. I’m in a monogamous relationship and very happy.

Twitter should ban my mother.

Included in Love’s allegations was the notion that while Grohl reportedly “tried to fuck [Love] alot [sic]”, he was actually “sexually obsessed with Kurt”. Obviously Grohl’s denied it all, with a statement on his end calling the situation “upsetting, offensive and absolutely untrue>”.

Courtney posted all of this on her private Twitter account, so you’ll have to head to somewhere like Gawker to see how it all went down. Just be warned that reading her tweets is akin to watching a slow-moving blimp crash into a skyscraper. We guarantee it’ll be a chore, but there’s no chance you’ll look away.