Think you had a rough weekend? At least it didn’t end up with a set of prints and a couple of front & side profile portraits that will be floating around on the internet forever. If you’re a high profile pop star, it’s easy to go off the rails on that crazy train called life. As a result of this increased wildness, these musical celebrities are approximately 1000 times more likely to get into trouble on their weekends. Pop Hunter is kinda proud (and a little embarrassed, honestly) to present its most exploitative column to date: Monday’s Musical Mug Shots!

Year: 2008
Charge: Felony drug charges

A search of Weezy’s tour bus unearthed 4 ounces of marijuana, just over an ounce of cocaine, 41 grams of Ecstasy, and various drug implements. These aren’t the charges that got him thrown in jail — those were gun possession charges.

Year: 2009
Charge: Driving without a valid license.

Great mugshot, but there’s nothing overly sinister here. Patrick Stump, the lead-singer of Fall Out Boy, was charged in 2007 for driving without a license. When he failed to report for these charges, he was brought into custody in 2009 on the same warrant, and released on $15 thousand dollars bail.

Year: 2007
Charge:She smashed a waitress in the face with a bottle of rum.

3 years in prison, 7 years probation, and 200 hours community service. Damn.

Year: 2006
Charge: Possession of a controlled substance, DWI, driving with a suspended license.

Oh yeah, the lead singer of Phish rides dirty.

Year: 2007
Charge: Driving with a suspended license.

I don’t understand all of these Driving Without a License charges. If I was a celebrity, I’d have someone chauffeuring me around constantly.