Sinead O'Connor is still being insane on Twitter

by Tyler Munro

September 6, 2011

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On Friday, reports began to surface that Sinead O’Connor was acting crazy again, trolling the internet for someone to love (or bang, whatever). Well, she kept it going through Labour Day, adding a set of “crimes against Sinead” to her already bizarre list of requirements (which say the man can’t be younger than 44, unless he’s 38, and that he can’t be named Brian or Nigel). So what are these crimes?

Ugh, since you asked:

If that wasn’t grossly specific enough, O’Connor’s taken to twitter to prostitute her two male nannies (yeah, she has two male nannies for some reason), writing that they’re looking for innocent Irish girls to corrupt. But don’t let that fool you, Sinead hasn’t given up the chase, tweeting, “After sheep + cattle maybe I’ll look a bit more attractive. Am practicing my ‘mooooo’s and ‘oink’s just in case I have 2 pretend.”

It isn’t an open invitation though, so farmers be warned: don’t kiss Sinead O’Connor without permission (and unless you plan to keep kissing her for a long time). As O’Connor puts it, in the third person as so many of her tweets before are written, “U see… Sinead hasn’t been kissed for over 7 months.. So there’s a bit of catching up to be done.”

And so on and so forth. Follow O’Connor’s madness on Twitter, here.

Tags: Music, News, Sinead O'Connor

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