Rap lyrics rewritten with respect
by Tyler Munro
December 6, 2013
Respectful Rappers is a delightful new tumblr that is by all accounts exactly what it claims to be: a series of well shot, text-addled photos of MCs with some of the genre’s more scathing, misogynist and alright offensive lyrics rewritten to be courteous, pleasant and, well.. respectful.
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Respectful Rappers is a delightful new tumblr that is by all accounts exactly what it claims to be: a series of well shot, text-addled photos of MCs with some examples of scathing, misogynist, or otherwise potentially offensive lyrics rewritten to be courteous, pleasant and, well.. funny.
For a site that’s been up less than one week, they’ve got quite the back catalogue kicking so far. Here are some of our favourites so far.
Last I heard, y’all was having sex with the same sex / I show no love to homo thugs
Ass ass ass ass ass
If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son / I’ve got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one
And yeah I like to fuck, I got a fucking problem
Last but not least, here are the first two entries in the site’s new Respectful Rocker Fridays.
She bitches about things that she’s never seen / Look at that stupid girl
Girls, Girls, Girls / Long legs and burgundy lips
Great, right? Check here for the full collection.
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