This week on Twitter: Lil Wayne's penis will be the next black president, and Miley Cyrus is a twerking unicorn

by Aaron Zorgel

March 22, 2013

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At the end of each week, #Top40Tweets lists a cross-section of artists on the current pop charts and puts their tweets on display (along with their current chart number) for your enjoyment/scrutiny. This week, we look at artists on the Billboard Music Charts.

#163 (Billboard 200): Skrillex – Bangarang EP


Are you sure about that? This seems out of character.

FUN FACT: Skrillex’s cross-country train tour just got cancelled. Last year’s Full Flex Express Tour brought Skrillex, Diplo, Grimes, Pretty Lights, and Tokimonsta across Canada via ridin’ the rails, but booking a train for this year’s festival proved to be a logistical nightmare. Why not put ’em all in a hot air balloon, or a blimp instead? I’d buy tickets for the Hindenburg Hype Tour 2013.

#169 (Billboard 200): Katy Perry – Teenage Dream


FUN FACT: If you’ve ever wondered what Johnny Rotten thought about Katy Perry, you’re very welcome:

#10 (Hot 100): Lil Wayne – Love Me feat. Future & Drake


In other words: “I just want everyone to know that I am ok, and I am not a homosexual.”

FUN FACT: Lil Wayne’s I Am Not A Human Being 2 leaked this week, and on the first song, he compares his penis to Barack Obama.

“She said my dick could be the next black president.”

(Uncharted): The Jonas Brothers – Paranoid


Rumour has it that Joe Jonas and his girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler (Blanda? really? her?) have a sex tape floating around, and it features the couple doing shots, smoking weed, and playing with sex toys, including a ball gag. If you ask me, Joe should’ve worn the gimp mask so he could remain anonymous. If vibrators can help singers hit their high notes, maybe ball gags can help force vocal rest.

FUN FACT: The Jo Bros have a new album coming out soon, though it’s possible that they’ll oust Joe from the family for tarnishing their squeaky-clean image Steven Page/BNL style. It’s probably harder to fire your brother, though.

(Uncharted): Miley Cyrus – Party In The U.S.A.


That’d be like making “Party In The U.S.A.” the theme for Intervention.

FUN FACT: And for my finale, here’s Miley Cyrus twerking in a unicorn costume for two minutes. Have a great weekend, everybody!

Tags: Music, Featured, Lists, News, JoJo, Katy Perry, Lil Wayne, Miley Cyrus, skrillex

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