#9: Justin Bieber – Beauty And A Beat

What a creep. It’s best if you imagine him saying it with the cadence of a haunted ventriloquist dummy. Not unlike the one you might have read about in Goosebumps‘ Night Of The Living Dummies 1-IV.

FUN FACT: Justin Bieber is recording an acoustic version of the GRAMMY nomination-less album Believe. Based on this recent Instagram picture, he’s pretty hard at work:

(Uncharted): JoJo – Demonstrate

It’s your one stop shop. Also, probably the only place where wristwatch/stripper puns make any sense.

FUN FACT: A couple of weeks ago, JoJo dropped a song from her upcoming mixtape Agape called “Andre,” which is basically a melodious love letter to the co-mayor of Stankonia. If there is any doubt about her infatuation with Andre 3000, here’s a recent cover she performed of his song “Prototype” to squash that doubt:

#3: Ke$ha – Die Young

Great headline, yes, but the greatest headline ever is still this one:

You can read the article here.

FUN FACT: Ke$ha’s new album Warrior is officially a flop in its first week on the charts. The album was expected to debut at #1, but came in a disappointing 6th place this week, selling just 85,000 copies.

(Uncharted): Trinidad Jame$ – All Gold Everything

Speaking of people who have dollar signs in their names, can someone explain to me how a guy who made this:

Enjoys this:

Actually, maybe it’s not that much of a stretch. Purity Ring is just a fine arts student’s version of trap music.

FUN FACT: Trinidad Jame$ just signed to Def Jam.

#2: Rihanna – Diamonds

Never get back together with a guy who beat you senseless, also.

FUN FACT: Rihanna’s “Diamonds” just got knocked out of a three week run at the summit of the Billboard Hot 100 by Bruno Mars’ “Locked Out Of Heaven.”