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Madonna: "If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob"

by Tyler Munro

From exposing a teenager’s breasts on stage to circumventing New York City parking laws, Madonna has found countless ways to stay in the public eye even as her chart success dwindles. And now, the sometimes British pop icon is chiming in on the U.S election — did you know they were having an election? – with her usual “I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom” edge.

Madge was introducing comedian Amy Schumer in New York last night when she told the Madison Square Garden crowd that she’d offer oral sex in exchange for a vote for Hillary Clinton.

Taking the joke too far, she went onto list her qualifications:

“I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact, and I do swallow,” she elaborated. “So it is my great honour, and my privilege, to introduce a very good friend and a very insanely woman, who I am insanely jealous of because one day I want to do what she does… Ladies and gentleman, Amy Schumer! Give it up!”

Talk about a non-sequitur…

Here’s the video, should you need proof: