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Rob Zombie's new album is peak Rob Zombie

by Jesse Locke

Post-apocalyptic drag racing and monster mash enthusiast Rob Zombie returns with his latest album on April 29. The hellbilly shock-rocker’s sixth studio effort (following 2013’s Venomous Rat Regeneration Vendor) will feature his regular backing band of John 5 (guitar), Piggy D (bass) and Ginger Fish (drums), along with the following song titles:

1. The Last Of The Demons Defeated
2. Satanic Cyanide! The Killer Rocks On!
3. The Life And Times Of A Teenage Rock God
4. Well, Everybody’s Fucking In A U.F.O.
5. A Hearse Overturns With The Coffin Bursting Open
6. The Hideous Exhibitions Of A Dedicated Gore Whore
7. Medication For The Melancholy
8. In The Age Of The Consecrated Vampire We All Get High
9. Super-Doom-Hex-Gloom Part One
10. In The Bone Pile
11. Get Your Boots On! That’s The End Of Rock And Roll
12. Wurdalak

Well, that sounds insane. A hellish press release continues to explain that the album’s “provocative” centerfold by artist Alex Horley “needs to be seen to be believed.” You can take a sneak peek at its official website fuckinginaUFO.com (one of the greatest URLs ever).

It’s a safe bet that centerfold might include the same image as the 60″ wide x 30″ high ‘Everyones Fucking in a UFO’ [sic] oversize poster with an epic space orgy tableau featuring women and aliens spurting green goo. Fans of Heavy Metal Magazine who grew up sneaking glimpses at the dirty comics on the rack at 7-11, this one’s for you.

This poster is available with other “exclusive” merch items including the ‘Dragula Racing Team’ zip hoodie (I’ll take a size medium), a ‘Satanic Cyanide Drinking Kit’ (a beer koozie, bottle opener, and classy tumbler glass), and – for dedicated hellians who make a pledge for the album – the chance to appear in The Electric Warlock Acid Witch Satanic Orgy Celebration Dispenser MOVIE. Oh boy!

Rob Zombie will also continue his slashee/slasher career with his latest horror film 31 making its world premiere this month at the Sundance Film Festival. If you’re psyched about all of this (but feeling confused why there’s no “Super-Doom-Hex-Gloom Part Two”), watch a teaser for The Electric Warlock Acid Witch Satanic Orgy Celebration Dispenser below: