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Italian Bowie fans petition God to send him back to Earth

by Jeremy Mersereau

Everyone knows there’s nothing like a Change.org petition to get people fired up and enact real change about the issues that really matter.

That’s why we’re pleased to report that David Bowie should be back on Earth, alive and well, within a matter of days, since Italian Andrea Natella (a viral marketing whiz) had the wherewithal to start a petition intent on reversing the natural order of things and resurrect the legendary pop star.

The petition, which at time of writing has 10,000+ signatures, has a simple goal: force the Creator/JHVH/Big Man On Campus to return David Bowie alive, on Earth, or, to use the petition’s language: “Say NO to David Bowie dead.” I’m assuming, as an infallible, omniscient being, God will be able to parse that.

While it would be great to have Bowie back from the next plane of existence, it would also set an interesting precedent if this petition actually worked.