Fill your womb with music with this new vaginal speaker

by Jeremy Mersereau

January 4, 2016

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Introducing the Babypod, for all your unborn baby's audio needs.

Are you a pregnant woman deeply concerned that the unborn fetus developing within you isn’t fully appreciating the sombre majesty of Adele’s 25? Got a cool $186 to spare? Then do I have the perfect, groundbreaking, vaginally-inserted audio product for you. “Hell yeah, lemme get my MasterCard” – every expectant mother reading this, surely.

Created by Spanish gynecology and fertility clinic Institut Marquès, the Babypod is a small “intravaginal device” that stimulates the neural development of unborn children through music. In layperson’s terms, it’s a silicone speaker you stuff up your vajayjay with the other end connected to your smartphone, so your baby can maybe-kinda-sorta sense the radness of Slayer’s insane riffs on Reign In Blood.

The Babypod’s volume is locked to a cool 54dB, meaning unborn Ashton’s or Madisyn’s developing eardrums aren’t in any danger of being obliterated by too-loud thrash metal. According to the device’s website, “scientific studies show that [the Babypod] encourages communication and vocalization in babies before birth through the music streamed.” Links to these scientific studies are not provided, strangely.

The full Babypod kit comes complete with headphones, a traveling case, satin bag, and of course, a robust warranty, should you suddenly be struck by buyer’s remorse and want to ensure claim your vagina speaker suddenly has some “malfunction”. Worked for me when I blew my life savings on the stem cell synth.

Tags: Music, News, WTF, Babies, babypod, vaginas, wombs

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