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Will Smith may run for President

by Dan MacRae

Orange slime concoction Donald Trump is inexplicably still a major contender in the race for the White House, but one hero is considering taking a stand to stop that from happening.

Will Smith, who we have trusted on multiple occasions to protect us from the scum of the universe, told CBS Sunday Morning that the current climate of Islamophobic rhetoric is so awful that we may see a Fresh Prince presidential run if it continues.

“If people keep saying all the crazy kinds of stuff they’ve been saying on the news lately about walls and Muslims, they’re going to force me into the political arena,” said the actor/rapper/Presidential prospect.

As is the style of a man that pushed the Willennium as a measure of time, Smith says he’d go straight for the commander-in-chief spot to kick off his political career.

“I mean, I gotta be the President. Come on!” he told correspondent Tracy Smith. “What else would I run for?”

When you think about it, Will Smith has quality credentials. He’s always saving the world from aliens, he’s a parent THAT DOES UNDERSTAND, and Jada seems like a valid option at First Lady or Vice President. Imagine a debate where Trump is trampled by a team of horses from the “Wild Wild West” video. What a marvellous image. Oh, and he’s also a super successful power player in the world of entertainment that has earned insane amounts of money for himself and the majority of outfits that back him.

Maybe hire someone else to make the campaign video, though.

[h/t Vulture]