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This "massage parlour" advertises with a Taylor Swift photo

by Jeremy Mersereau

Getting a massage from the world’s biggest (both popularity and height-wise) pop starlet is probably many a massage parlour-frequenting scuzzball’s “Wildest Dream.” One enterprising outlet in Dubai (the subtly named Magic Touch) has clued into that fact, if not the concept of personality rights.

Redditor Rinaldi363 was wandering the gaudy streets of the libertarian playground of Dubai when they spotted a promotional card for the local “relax massage center”, complete with an image of their “New Lady”, Taylor Swift.

What’s more likely, that this shady emporium of free-market HJs managed to scrape together Swift’s likely-considerable salary for giving out unlawful happy endings, or that Magic Touch’s industrious brand manager decided a quick jpeg copy-paste was an easy way to bump up scuzzball traffic? You’re right, Taylor Swift is definitely drawing up a Moroccan bath jacuzzi in Dubai right now.

If, on the off-chance that Swift is indeed helping stressed Dubai visitors “Shake It Off”, I think we all know who her best customer is going to be.