Music
Timbaland eats McDonald's in the club because he's earned it
by Dan MacRae
November 2, 2015
“He was eating the fries as he danced in the VIP section.”
What’s the point of being in the VIP lounge if you can’t shove your face full of McDonalds fries? One firmly established Very Important Person understands that we’ve been held down by the anti-fry lobby for too long and is PIONEERING A NEW SATLY GOLDEN AGE INTO THE WORLD.
In what might be our favourite Page Six story of 2015, Timbaland the performer/producer extraordinaire reportedly requested multiple bags of McDonalds fries from a hostess at Club Mokai in Miami. Did he get a McDouble for Magoo? Page Six doesn’t say.
“He was eating the fries as he danced in the VIP section,” said the New York Post source.
In less exciting fry-free news, Floyd Mayweather was also at Mokai and spent $50,000 on Perrier-Jouët to quench the thirst of his friends. Did the boxing superstar have a sip? Nope, he’s a teetotaler. There’s a chance he might have enjoyed a bag fry or two, though.
