Music

Woman who got kicked out of The Bodyguard musical for singing badly is a hero

by Dan MacRae

A woman attending the touring musical version of The Bodyguard in Nottingham was kicked out after 20 minutes of singing ‘loudly and badly’ during the performance. According to the BBC, audience members shouted at the wannabe cast member to clam up, but our hero wasn’t having that shit.

“She was swearing and being quite aggressive to those who were trying to shush her,” said one attendee. “It rumbled on, and after every song, it seemed to bubble back up to enough of a level most of us on the second tier could hear her.”

There are conflicting reports on whether or not the cops were called over the awful singing with the Nottinghamshire Police claiming they couldn’t find a record of a complaint being made.

The venue acknowledged that there was a disturbance at the gig.

“On Saturday evening, a customer causing a disturbance during the final performance of The Bodyguard was asked to leave by Royal Concert Hall staff,” said Royal Concert Hall theatre operations director Kate Collins. “The customer left the building soon after this request. The performance continued unaffected.”

The mysterious woman who REFUSED TO DENY THE POWER OF SONG has yet to comment on the incident.