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Check out Chris Brown's latest extremely poor decision

by Jeremy Mersereau

Getting a tattoo on your face or head was once exclusively the province of underground pit fighters and the criminally insane, but we know better in 2015. Let’s hear it for progress: Now it’s also for music stars as well as the unemployable!

Yep, these days, it’s completely acceptable for everyone from Korn’s Brian Welch to Korn’s Fieldy to sport their own messy splotches of ink on their greasy mugs, and no one bats an eye, presumably because it would be far too painful after getting a giant Nike swoosh on your forehead.

Chris Brown, one (sadly) still-notable artist with already debatable taste in skin decoration, made the leap yesterday. I could not possibly make this any funnier if I tried, so let’s just stick to the facts: Chris Brown got a huge, gaudy tattoo of the Venus De Milo on the back of his head, which he showed off in a now-deleted Instagram video of him partying with his squad, complete with the caption “#onehellofanight #legendarynights #OHB do what you want and if u aint wit the bandwagon u will be soon #KEEPIT 100”.

Pfft, amateur: a perfect opportunity for “#Aphro-BITE ME” missed. Well, if we’re talking in terms of poor Chris Brown tattoo-based decisions, I guess it doesn’t quite rank at the top, but it’s up there. Check out the since deleted video below: