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Chris Brown's girlfriend dumped him on Twitter

by Nicole Villeneuve

A few days ago the world just heaved and sobbed when it was revealed that Chris Brown was seeeecretly a father to a nine-month-old baby girl, a child he bore with an old friend, a former model named Nia. Today we smile again because his current girlfriend broke up with him over the news, tweeting that there would be “no baby drama for me.” She also used the cute baby emoji, signifying her level-headed and girl-with-hand-up emoji approach to the whole thing.

Jeez! This guy can’t catch a br—ahahahahah just kidding.