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A couple had oral sex onstage at a Dead Kennedys show

by Mark Teo

When it comes to loin-stirring music, we don’t usually think of Bay Area punk. Sade? Sure, “No Ordinary Love” is no ordinary classic. Usher? Absolutely—dude even made a Honey Nut Cheerios commercial seem sexy. Moist? We wouldn’t go to one of their shows without a full-blown hazmat suit. But Dead Kennedys? We’d be surprised if any nazi punks ever fucked to “Nazi Punks Fuck Off.”

But, as it turns out, people have gotten nasty to “A Growing Boy Needs His Lunch.” (Yes, we get why the song was fitting, but no, we’re not going to make that joke.) When the band launched into the song at a recent Solana Beach show, a couple got onstage and did what, uh, two adults do when they love each other. As Jezebel put it, “pussy was eaten onstage at a punk show.”

After obtaining a photo of the incident—which you can see uncensored via Reddit, though it’s obviously NSFW—ABC News produced a hilarious segment about what they called a “sex act.”

“No, especially not at punk concerts. At punk concerts, it’s pretty much yell and scream at the establishment, but this is definitely something different,” said a punk named Chris said in the news segment below.

Jello Biafra would clearly approve. Too bad he’s no longer in the band.