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Elvis' pubes have hit Craigslist just in time for Christmas

by Tyler Munro

Do you have $5000 to spare? If yes, here’s one hell of a way to spend it: On Craigslist, an enterprising collector is selling one of Elvis Presley’s decades-old pubes.

Better yet, it’s authenticated by Presley’s infamous manager, Colonel Parker.

The seller says his ex-wife plucked the hair herself from Elvis Presley’s privates when they diddled their doodles back in 1965. Somehow, she’d held onto it ever since. Now her ex-husband has it, and he’s ready to rid of it.

And if you think that’s gross, and think that nobody would pay $5000 for it, remember bidding on a pair of Elvis Presley’s stank-ass, stained underwear topped $9000 back in 2012, and that was way short of the original estimated value.