Music

Noel Gallagher's list of things he hates now includes Oasis music videos

by Tyler Munro

January 22, 2014

We already know that Noel Gallagher hates Arcade Fire, novels, and his brother, Liam, but it turns out he also kind of hates himself (though maybe we actually knew that all along).

Enterprising YouTuber nutsngum2 has tossed together a compilation of clips from different Oasis DVDs wherein Noel comments on some of the band’s videography, and the comments range from self-deprication to outright embarrassment.

Watching “Supersonic,” Gallagher says he always expected making videos to be more glamorous before questioning his outfit in the video. “What was I dressed like there? I look like fucking Colombo,” he jokes.

“It’s funny, I’d grown out of the video experience quite quickly. By the third one it was just like, ‘this is a load of bollocks,’ standing around all day doing the same old shit 500 times,” he said while watching “Live Forever.”

When it comes to “Whatever,” Noel can’t wait to note how drunk he was.

“Look how pissed I am there,” he jokes. “I remember being Liam being furious that day, because I think it’s the one time I’ve been more drunk than he is.”

From there, he lets loose. When asked if he ever gets involved in a music video’s creation, Gallagher rants as only he can. Take it away, Noel:

“I fucking hate videos. I hate everything about them. I hate the fact that they cost a fortune, I hate the fact that you’ve got to be there at eight in the morning, I hate the fact that you don’t leave until eight the next fucking morning. I don’t like the fact that the people who are making ’em think that they’re making fucking Apocalypse Now…”

And so on and so forth. Never change, Noel.