Music

Rap lyrics rewritten with respect

by Tyler Munro

The finest vaginas demolished by my dick

Respectful Rappers is a delightful new tumblr that is by all accounts exactly what it claims to be: a series of well shot, text-addled photos of MCs with some examples of scathing, misogynist, or otherwise potentially offensive lyrics rewritten to be courteous, pleasant and, well.. funny.

For a site that’s been up less than one week, they’ve got quite the back catalogue kicking so far. Here are some of our favourites so far.

Last I heard, y’all was having sex with the same sex / I show no love to homo thugs

Ass ass ass ass ass

If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son / I’ve got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one

And yeah I like to fuck, I got a fucking problem

Last but not least, here are the first two entries in the site’s new Respectful Rocker Fridays.

She bitches about things that she’s never seen / Look at that stupid girl

Girls, Girls, Girls / Long legs and burgundy lips

Great, right? Check here for the full collection.