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Andrew WK is selling an insane Rob Ford t-shirt

by Mark Teo

Over the past several weeks, it seems like everyone has spoofed Toronto’s hard-partying, crack-smoking mayor. Saturday Night Live ran an intro about his drunken stupified antics. Jon Stewart and The Daily Show have been relentless. Heck, Ford even told Fox News’s Bill O’Reilly that he likes to “cut loose” in a bizarre interview.

It was only a matter of time before Andrew WK—the patron saint of partying—noticed.

The singer recently unveiled a t-shirt design emblazoned with a photo of Ford wearing W.K.’s signature nosebleed.

“Party harder than ever with this bloody nose parody design featuring the world’s most manic mayor in full on party mode!” reads the shirt’s description. “This super special shirt features the partiest politician in the world, available only for a short time.

The association is curious: When the Michigan partybringer first released I Get Wet, many assumed his nosebleed was the result of a cocaine overindulgence. Ford, meanwhile, has been accused of snorting cocaine with an alleged hooker Miss Toronto model friend Alana Kindree while on one of his famed binges.

So W.K. capitalized.

“It’s your chance to own a unique piece of party memorabilia before it’s gone forever – because once these shirts sell out, they mayor may not be printed again!”

Har, har. Snag one of W.K.’s Ford shirts right here, and while you’re at it, he’s also selling Charlie Sheen Party Hard shirts. Meanwhile, here’s the song that started it all.