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Zakk Wylde gets his own coffee blend

by Tyler Munro

The reigning king of uninvited pinch harmonics Zakk Wylde has announced his own coffee blend, Valhalla Java Odinforce Blend, which we’ll assume tastes like a mix of burnt whiskey and cigarette butts.

A press release notes that the blend is a collaboration with Death Wish Coffee Co. and is “forged from the volcanic soils of Indonesia” and “nurtrient rich soils of Central and South America,” which seems like a lot of effort to go through for Zakk fucking Wylde.

He has his fans, but do bikers even drink coffee?