Kesha was born with a tail
by Tyler Munro
August 2, 2013
I had a tail when I was born,” said Ke$ha. “It was a tiny tail, about a quarter of an inch, then they chopped it off and stole my tail. That was when I was little. I’m really sad about that story.”
Kesha photo via IGN. Tail via SaxonStudios
Sometimes news stories need to be clarified and editorialized. This is not one of those times.
“I had a tail when I was born,” said Ke$ha to HeatWorld.com. “It was a tiny tail, about a quarter of an inch, then they chopped it off and stole my tail. That was when I was little. I’m really sad about that story.”
Vestigial tails are pretty common, actually, though we assume Ke$ha’s might have been covered in rhinestones and piss. I guess we’ll never know.