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Sam the rapping stomach gives dieting tips in this insane cartoon clip

by Tyler Munro

“Counting bites is the new Cristal” according to the tagline on a new rap video made by the peeps behind the 80Bites diet plan. The video stars Sam Stomach (exactly what it sounds like) rapping about how the best way to lose weight isn’t through gimmicky diets, but instead to limit your bites during a meal to 80. If that sounds tedious and insane, that’s because it is. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

But the video is a whole other kind of crazy. Set to a basic trap backbeat,”80 Bites” borrows shots from famous videos like Ma$e’s “Feel So Good” and “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” to patronize dieters for more than two minutes. As far as gimmicks go the track isn’t the worst, but that’s not exactly saying much. [via Vice]