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Mystery billboard proposes 'Rush Hour 4: Face Off 2' film starring Puff Daddy

by Tyler Munro

The crossover of our dreams is being talked about in Los Angeles thanks to a mysterious billboard that inexplicably appeared on Hollywood Boulevard earlier this week.

Rush Hour 4: Face/Off 2 is, if the billboard to be believed, a Sean “P. Diddy” Combs-starring vehicle that blends John Woo’s batshit Nic Cage face-swapping epic with Brett Ratner’s odd couple cop saga. In the Jackie Chan role is Byung-hun Lee, a Korean actor who’s crossed over into American action movies first with G.I. Joe: Retaliation but more recently and notably as the new T-1000 in the upcoming Terminator reboot.

Now, obviously this isn’t happening. But imagine it was?

Imagine Puff Daddy shouting “do you understand the words coming out of my mouth!” at Lee, only Lee isn’t Lee, he’s Puff Daddy, because they’re wearing each other’s faces? This could be the best bit of character acting since that twinception scene in Jack & Jill where Adam Sandler is forced to dress up and act as his identical twin sister. A movie better than Jack & Jill? Please, please make this happen, Diddy. You’re worth nearly a billion dollars. Your bank account won’t even notice.