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Frank Ocean and Chris Brown got in a fight over a parking spot

by Tyler Munro

Frank Ocean and Chris Brown got in what’s being described as an “all out brawl” over a parking spot last night at an LA studio. Yeah, a parking spot.

Word of the scrap first broke with TMZ reporting that Frank Ocean and company attacked Brown while he tried to leave the parking lot. Sources allege that Ocean blocked Breezy, allegedly saying “This is my studio, this is my parking spot.”

But Frank Ocean tells it another way. He tweeted soon after reports started circling that he “got jumped by Chris and a couple guys,” adding that he wished his dog, Everest, were there.

got jumped by chris and a couple guys. lol. i only wish everest was there.

— frank ocean (@frank_ocean) January 28, 2013

Police reportedly referred to Ocean as “the victim” because he stuck around (and also because Chris Brown is a piece of shit), but word is neither party is interested in pressing charges. Because why would they, really?

Crazier still is another tweet from Ocean, though, which slyly used the petty brawl as means to announce he’d be performing at this year’s Grammy’s.

cut my finger now I can’t play w two hands at the grammys.

— frank ocean (@frank_ocean) January 28, 2013

How about that? We doubt anything comes of this, since R&Beefs are the worst, but we’ll update this story if that changes.