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Dave Mustaine rants about Men's Wearhouse's poor service

by Tyler Munro

Dave Mustaine is no stranger to crazed rants, and for a while we swore we’d stop reporting on them. And then, over the holidays, he took to Facebook to deliver his latest masterpiece. The difference here is that this one isn’t an attack on Obama, but rather a lengthy diatribe on Men’s Wearhouse. Long story short, he bought his tour manager a gift certificate that didn’t ship, and Dave’s piiiiiiiiiiiiissed. Reminder: he wrote this on Megadeth’s Official Facebook page.

“You know me, I don’t complain much in writing,” he writes, hilarious but not wrong. Mustaine, you might remember, tends to keep his rants live and in person.

Famous for their “you’re going to like the way you look” guarantee, Mustaine says he was promised 2-day delivery on a gift certificate that still hadn’t shipped 12 days after purchase. This grinds his gears.

“I really think that it sucks when people make false claims,” he continued, oblivious to the irony. “We are all living in very tight financial times right now, and like I said, you may not wear a suit for your job or for an event or occasion, but if you do, I would strongly recommend you wear someone else’s suits.”

“I for one, will never set foot in a Men’s Warehouse, even for shelter from a blizzard,” he says in closing. “I absolutely GUARANTEE it.”

Ba-zing.