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Watch Snoop Dogg play Moses in an epic rap battle against Santa Claus

by Aaron Zorgel

Epic Rap Battles Of History is a YouTube series that features comedic rap battles between historical and/or pop culture figures, such as Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking and Justin Bieber vs. Beethoven. Their YouTube channel has over 1.6 million subscribers, and after watching Moses vs. Santa Claus, it’s easy to see why.

The guys at Epic Rap Battles somehow scored a cameo from Snoop Dogg for their holiday themed showdown, and his portrayal of Moses is as ridiculous as the entire premise.

Here are a few great one-liners from the battle:

“You took the Christ out of Christmas, and just added more mass.” (Moses/Snoop)

“Don’t ho ho ho me, I’ll split your ass in half like the red sea.” (Moses/Snoop)

“Begat deez nuts.” (Santa)

“So much drama in the Israel B.C., it’s kinda hard talking directly to the G.O. single D.” (Moses/Snoop)

“Hand me my chisel, I’ve got a new commandizzle for y’all: thou shalt not let children sit on a grown man’s lap at the mall.” (Moses/Snoop)

Watch the battle in the video posted above, and check out their YouTube channel for more Epic Rap Battles Of History.